Lyrics

Girl scout knocking on the door,
Telemarketers calling you on a line
Mastercard in the mail again,
hounding you all the time

AT&T, PG&E,
they won't let you be

Everyone wanting your money

Las Vegas light shining bright,
slot machines making noise
Hooker standing on the corner store
she's waving at the wild boys

Diet fads, billboard ads
they'll keep driving you mad

Everyone wanting your money

What's so funny, Hunny,
about my money?
If you saw my financial statement,
you'd fall to the pavement

Two for one, no money down,
pay-per-view on cable TV
You can drop the debt that you got,
but there'll be a cancellation fee

The IRS, American Express,
you won't get nothing for free

Everyone wanting your money